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2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly
proportional to the size of the audience and the owners
ego. (The newness and expense of the bike may also factor
into this.)
3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers
once were to kamikaze pilots.
4. You will not feel a need to go to the restroom until
after you have put on your rainsuit.
5. The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will
only become apparent after you have put your gloves on.
6. Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed.
7. The only part you really need will also be the only
one on permanent backorder.
8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being
shown to a prospective buyer.
9. You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you
leave the flat repair kit a home.
10. Universal Kit accessories are so named because they fit
no bike in the universe.
and so it goes.
Thanks Ray for sending this over.