Slidin with Sludge

He was sittin at the redlight 
his bike was runnin rich 
and the black exhaust was tumblin out 
the dirty somnabitch 

an it backfired just a time or two 
as E pulled away 
it pissed ‘im off the way it ran 
he needed it today 

so ‘e pulled into a parkin lot 
and set his high speed back 
cleaned the bowl and checked the float 
and started back on track 

he only got ablock or two 
when it began to fart 
the connection at the zaust port 
sploded wide apart 

the pipe swung down and scratched the frame 
then singed along the sment 
then broke loose altogether 
and caused a massive dent 
on the hooduponahonda 
that was follwin to close behind 
then pinged up off the winshield 
and down the roof did grind 

it clangored off the back then 
it was flattened by a truck 
what once was a chrome gooseneck 
now was a smoosh ed duck 

he pushed it to a station 
dodging beeping fools 
the owner scratched his ass and said 
we only have vehicle tools 


he looked at the mechanic 
who told him help yerself 
jus make sure that when yer done 
they're back upon the shelf 

so he swungeth down the kickstand 
and parked her by the ramp 
then purchased flex-o tubing 
and scrounged a muffler clamp 

now he nibberigged a system 
it might get im there alive 
the mechanic wouldn't take ‘is dough 
when ‘E offered him a five 

he kicked the gnarley beastie 
it growled and roared its power 
and if his scoot would treat him right 
he'd be home within an hour 

and as he started down the road 
clunking ole third gear 
the resevoir from his front brake 
went whistling by his ear