sudden traffic
Trooper said son you ain't number one
makes you think you need ta be out in front
felt like sayin dad I ain't yer lad
an I got sick of follerin some dumb kunt
but I didn't need the jail and I didn't have the bail
so I broke out the old harp an I began to wail
Wail I was...
Doin 45 in the left hand lane
figger any minute might go insane
land barge up ahead pilot pickin her nose
Q-tip on the right to the wheel she's froze
Wail I was...
Tailgaitin on her bumper waitin fer my chance
shootin gnarley gaps by the seat of my pants
crackin at the throttle, poppin at the brake
Shiftin up and down doncha make a mistake
waitin at a light watchin ina mirror
hopin Hoppin Hedda don't bust my rear
Layin on the throttle gotta take my place
halfa step ahead of this fucked up pace
Wail I was...
Breakin thru the traffic, gotta keep my lead
no friggin cager better touch me Iron Steed
gotta keep movin gotta survive
gotta ride like a madman just to stay alive
when I finished my harp solo and I looked him in the eye
he took me off to stir for a DU I
go figure, no sense of humour, music hater
gotta go now catch ya later
Sludge
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